Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish.... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:09

Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!

FHGrif 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:15

Well do they aprove?

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ceceisgay 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:22

your boyfriends a ****. i woulda hit him

Compass 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 8:40

@#5 You're on the Internet. @OP The perfect way to get revenge: "forget" the safety word.

sweetbiotch88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:58

What the douce

sextacular 0

Monday 28 December 2009 2:47

YDI.

MotorBabe 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:34

it's ok. I have a water fetish trust me ur fine sweetie.

ufcgsp92 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 6:22

haha #18, im kinda into bondage too OP and whats a water fetish? u like having sex in water?

youngbutwise15 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:52

@31, Having sex in water could be what he/she means/ Or they could be refering to Liquidophilia which is the attraction or desire to immerse your genitals in liquids. (Damn, I need to stop reading on weird things like these, I'm only 13 -.-;)

Mackenize16 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:09

I also have a bondage fetish ;) Thats why my boyfriend always has ropes & duct tape around his house

MotorBabe 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:13

water fetish is when you get turned on by water. the sound the feel the smell anything really.

Mackenize16 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:12

Yea i definitely don't have a water fetish

secretxxx06 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:37

since when does water have a smell?

ufcgsp92 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:49

dam lol 32 how the hell id u read about that and 33... kinda cool lol

MotorBabe 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:52

cool? I haven't heard it described that way yet. lol

xTehruhh 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:00

Woahh there; Kinky, much?

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