By Carowl - 05/08/2015 02:33

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML
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xx000o 27

Inform him that the couch is a CO2 free zone.

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bluefairy_fml 24

A perfectly valid reason. That's why spooning is so much better.

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getindoe69 17

or he could be hinting that your breath doesn't smell like cotton candy and rainbows

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PadfootLovesPie 16

somewhat understandable, like when you breath in your own breath and it's all hot and muggy, but he uses that as an excuse for a solution, then he's an idiot. FYL.

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XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

I'm actually kind of like that. If my boyfriend's face is right by mine then I breathe in HIS carbon dioxide and I get really annoyed. :/ Still love him though. We find a different cuddle position.

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SBittick 20

I thought I was the only one!

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Domonator 16

C2H6O would be (much) more effective than H2O

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ftloosenfanzfree 7

I love cuddling but not with faces close. I wouldn't say it's because of carbon dioxide, but breathing in the same small space for an extended period of time is uncomfortable. It gets hot and stuffy and if you haven't both just brushed your teeth it probably doesn't smell great either.

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KaidensCrow 18

my husband and I are the same way... just don't breathe in his face or shove his face into your body... We love to cuddle still.. and we kiss all the time... but I cannot stand him breathing in my face while I'm trying to sleep... so we spoon lol

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PinkHairandInk 19

Sounds like it's time to switch positions.

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