By Carowl - 05/08/2015 02:33

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML
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xx000o 27

Inform him that the couch is a CO2 free zone.

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Cads1 24

That is definitely the dumbest thing I have heard this week.

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caterinette 12

You must be new here.

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BooBooKittyF11 21

my hubby doesnt like hair in his face but freaks out when i cut it im like you cant have it both ways! to fix problem make him little spoon problem solved :)

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writerchic85 25

I know what he mean. I hate when my own air comes back in my face if I'm cuddling with my boyfriend and my air bounces off the back of his head into my face lol. That's why I prefer he cuddles me rather than the other way around.

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highmidnightjazz 12

I have that problem. I can't stand somebody breathing on my face cause I don't feel like I can breathe myself.

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axe_flower 6

Same here. I can totally understand how the boyfriend feels.

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worldclassrager 39

Enough plants around he should be fine..and then the obvious point there is something else deeper down that he isn't telling you...

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leogachi 15

@19 He doesn't like cuddling so there's automatically a deep problem in their relationship? Please tell me the train of thought that led you to that conclusion.

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talicaroxi 25

sounds odd but I'm the exact same. I love cuddling but I have to be able to breath "fresh air" not just breathed out air

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BlueXephos 10

Hello, Dr.Farrah Fowler, how's the neurology department?

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ZomBSlayR 12

That's a legitimate reason. I'm actually extremely weird about breathing in hot air. This includes the heat in the car. I even have to use Chapstick with menthol in it or I feel like I'm suffocating. So I'm kind of on the guys side with all of this. Find other ways to cuddle other than spooning. Lay on his chest or you be the big spoon

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whyme9000 12

I can understand him i hate breathing my exhale it warms my mouth… if that makes sense

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