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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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Different life goals

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 05:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, my boyfriend of almost 3 years told me he wants kids, specifically a biological child with me. When we started dating, I told him that I didn't want kids and he said the same, but now he's changed his mind. I haven't. I love him and will probably lose him because of this. FML

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Family man

By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 20:02 - Canada - Minden

Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML

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Don't tempt me

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 06:30 - United Kingdom - Aberdare

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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Under pressure

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 14:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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ManiBoo 23

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:00

That is so dumb. Sorry: (

sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:01

why did you have kids with that man :o

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cksmith51 14

Monday 10 February 2014 2:44

No offense, but I have a feeling it was a joke, it just doesn't sound believable

catharsis5 9

Monday 10 February 2014 3:21

You do mean your ex-boyfriend right? If he's not man enough to be responsible for his own kids, then your children don't deserve him.

ImaginaryPerson 21

Monday 10 February 2014 4:35

That's what u get for having kids are with an asshole.But hey mistakes happen. I feel sorry for the kids paying for the mistakes.

sassy2085 16

Monday 10 February 2014 4:43

This sounds like the old adage why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. BTW This is purely metaphorical.

JohnTheLad 13

Monday 10 February 2014 5:09

He shouldn't think.

joeyl2008 29

Monday 10 February 2014 5:35

My sister wanta to set me up with a girl who already has a kid. My granfma said she shouldn't cause it is wromg for me to join a "premade" family. I guess she forgot that my sister isn't her biological granddaughter

Neckyl 6

Monday 10 February 2014 5:37

I don't think you should marry him because he's a douchy idiot.

howdoilogin 9

Monday 10 February 2014 6:47

To be entirely honest there is truth in his words.

Witchylady 17

Monday 10 February 2014 7:24

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Dump his ass.

lifesuxxxsc 5

Monday 10 February 2014 8:50

leave that loser! I'm sure you deserve better!

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Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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