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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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Different life goals

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 05:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, my boyfriend of almost 3 years told me he wants kids, specifically a biological child with me. When we started dating, I told him that I didn't want kids and he said the same, but now he's changed his mind. I haven't. I love him and will probably lose him because of this. FML

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Family man

By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 20:02 - Canada - Minden

Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML

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Don't tempt me

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 06:30 - United Kingdom - Aberdare

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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Under pressure

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 14:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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ManiBoo 23

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:00

That is so dumb. Sorry: (

sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:01

why did you have kids with that man :o

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an3ph 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:30

Maybe you should have considered this before making kids with him. Just sayin'.

Ben009 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:39

He has to be joking.

doglover100 28

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:40

Are they just his or both of yours?

pandalover69 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:15

That's really stupid question considering it's stated that she has kids and they're his. If you don't get that then you're moron.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:57

"... "I" have kids. They're his kids." I would think it's safe to say they belong to "both" of them.(:

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:57

I voted both on this one. Having kids, more than one is no accident, when he hasn't married you yet is just crazy to me. I realize all the latest arguments for it but it's still my opinion.

animalxcrackers 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:58

this reminds me of an FML from a while ago. A woman's boyfriend told her he could never marry her because she wasn't a virgin. He was the one to whom she lost it. Some people will blame their commitment issues on anything.

phillysportsfan 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:00

Sounds like nerves to me. I wonder how the topic was brought up.

amyyyf 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:10

w...t...f....I'm sorry :(

pwnman 33

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:15

What the? I don't even...

glabberfasted 16

Monday 10 February 2014 0:20

Finish your sentences!

storminmormin14 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:23

Maybe you should have waited

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML

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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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