Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period... - FML

By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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danii_s2 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

I hope he wasn't serious

tightshirtman 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:47

I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.

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whrobins431 4

Monday 4 January 2010 9:07

wtf!?!?!?!?!?!

kandykane18 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:16

gross!!!

forreal1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 3:30

ypu should be ******* fired .disrespectfull bitch is right

harry1212 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 6:03

WTF!!!!!!!!

YeahFMLxX 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:07

at least he didn't define an animal.. like a small chinchilla or something of that nature. :D FYL.

Ashley121645 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 8:27

i would dump him if i were u

ddawg468 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:15

wow that's just f****d up!

ashleyyisflyy 0

Friday 8 January 2010 22:01

hahahahahaha

suckstosuck84 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:12

champ

mangel0 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:06

so... your boyfriend wants to stab small animals to death with his penis?

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