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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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OGReaper 2

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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marcusphulme 0

oh the joys of anal.

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samham19 0

He's saying I Love You just because he wants anal sex......DUH.....Only do it if you want to...Don't do it if you have doubts....

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HeXr 22

I don't get how a girl could want anal. it's like the least enjoyable thing for a girl.

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tangerine_12 0

Ewww. Eww. Anal = nasty. That's an exitt.. not an entrance. Just gross. I don't see how any girl would want that. And everyone who's saying "Anal is great. You should try it." has mostly been *guys.* Just icckk.

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LaPoeziaAmantino 0

Yeah, I noticed that pattern too, and most of the girls are saying it's awful........ hmmmm. I have to agree with that though, that is a definite HELL NO. My boyfriend used to want it really bad.... not anymore. Thankfully, screaming and pain from the other person turns him off. :P And to the OP, he can go **** himself. You owe him nothing. And if he's that desperate for anal, he should get a boyfriend.

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Tiptip904 0

seems like everyone here has had some type of sex but me.

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Jacobi37 0

66 damn girl ur 15?

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revbeast 0

the young and the restless.....

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deciduouswoulds 0

Hahaha, lube it up. Or talk about that huge ass whopper you just dumped in the porcelain.

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