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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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OGReaper 2

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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eganbull 1

Well he'll know if you love him if you let him. Sounds like a pretty shitty way of saying "I love you too." Don't forget the Kay-Y.

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kingleonitaz 0

lexadear is right exit stage door anus! not enter!

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Rebelwitotapause 0

I read this fml and asked my bf why guys love anal and got a vague response so WHY DO GUYS LOVE ANAL?

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moni_09 0

my fiancé said anal is better because it is tighter

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SarahMarie83 0

I once asked a guy the same thing and he told me, "Cause it's not supposed to go there!" Then he ran away giggling hysterically.

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emjayare9911 0

give it a try ha you might like it : )

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livefreeorFYL 0

so do u? at least u don't see him asking some other girl! what do u expect from a guy who wants to **** his gf up? it'll happen sooner or later so live with it & move on

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evolutionsfox 0

Anal... Then I suppose he would ask for a ******** after? :)

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volstaag 0

at least he had the manners to ask before doing it. lol

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amazing88 0

 that's exit only ewwwww he shouldn't enter there

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jrvillian 0

awesome! did you pound some prune juice before?

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jrvillian 0

Today at work I was stocking the bottom shelves and I heard this popping sound, I look over and start to gag, turns out some like 80 year old lady was farting a few inches away from my face.

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