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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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OGReaper 2

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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Islander_fml 5

Anal sex is great. I've done it before, it's no biggie. It hurts a little at first, but then it starts to feel good. If he has a big dick, though, make sure you guys go slowly.

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moni_09 0

anal is pretty great once u get used to it just use alot of KY and u will b fine

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Mordecai89 0

I bet your ass taste like coco beans mmmm

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moni_09 0

??????? I don't even know wut to say to that ??????? lol

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xsoooxkrazyx 0

finally a girl who understands....

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FYOL 0

heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment, except that you should take one for the team. some people like it.

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diana2960 0

I say noooooooooooo.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

YDI...Why are you calling someone your BF AND having sex with them when they have never told you they love you?

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FlamingCrouchFML 0

Oh here in Minnesota you come from long journeys to reach anal.

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BrainiaQ 0

what's with all these under 18 years old people commenting about anal sex anyway. As if they've been having sex long enough to know what's good. Anal sex is awesome if you're doing it right and safely.

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qwerty3210 0

totally agree with #189, most of the people posting here are way to young to know anything about anal, and therefore cant form a proper opinion. hell, womens ejaculate has virtually the same composition as their urine. Sex is a pretty nasty thing if you think through the details, but thats why one has to stop being a prude and go with it or you'll never enjoy it. In for a penny, in for a pound.

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vincespektor 0

Ana is the only way I can do it so yay :)

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