By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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perdix 29

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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pitineo_fml 0

anal is the key and it took you three years to understand ! but finally you got it, now that is something to learn, girls :-)

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Doortje 29

Thanks for the advice, I've been dying to hear those words for quite some time now.

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polopony 0

which words? "I love you" or "let's do anal"?

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sourgirl101 28

I'd love you to do anal?

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knibbsy 4

Anal, duh. It's like comparing a Ferrari to a Kia, where anal is the Ferrari and vaginal is the Kia. One is loud, exciting, and an adrenaline rush, while the other is dull, boring, and likely to cause the operator to fall asleep at the wheel.

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sourgirl101 28

It can be better only if...... You know how to "drive a stick shift".

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LoLlersnakes 0

Theyre not really the same thing. Personally, I like it better when my gf saves anal for special occasions. "Yay! it's my birthday! Time to stick it in your booty!"

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mintcar 9

Try bondage, he may finally ask you to marry him.

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FMLoverAgain 7

I want to give you anal

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yesica000 0

you should be more concerned with the fact that it took him 3 years to say I love you..

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chuy21 0

the reason we like anal is becarse it feels completely different ..we put it in every other hole so why not that one ?? hell if it grips it well screw it ...just my opinion

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untoward 0

well are you open to getting things put in your butthole? cause if you have the right to explore a girl's butt you should be open to her exploring yours. And you can't say that there's no point to it because it wouldn't bring her pleasure; it can pleasure a girl to pleasure her man.

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monnanon 13

Lol funnily enough that was my exact arguement when i was asked for anal. Fair is fair.

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penguinazul 13

Might I direct you to my post down there? *points closer to the bottom of the page* It will prove you wrong. :)

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Islander_fml 5

Anal is great what are you guys up in arms about? Granted, though, when it comes to receiving, it IS better for the man than the woman. I have a straight friend who let his girlfriend penetrate him with a strap-on--I was so proud of him, and we both agreed it's a shame that so many straight men are afraid of prostate stimulation through anal intercourse because they think it makes them gay. News flash: your sexuality isn't determined by what you do, but who you do it with. But I digress. Anal is awesome.

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DjeePee 24

My personal experiences disagree on the 'anal is awesome' part. But I agree on the rest of your post.

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kgray91 0

you have taken it alittle to far!

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