By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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perdix 29

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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bandgeek0934 0

you should put a ***** up his butthole then tell him you love him too(:

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bittersweet1 0

I don't understand why men like anal so much. Eh to each their own.I have nothing to worry about on the front end so no friggin back door for my hubby.

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PRItalian 4

that means he **** guys 2. be carefull

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jansdo 1

You do anal with someone who hasn't committed love to you. What does that make you. If your looking for love keep the guy out of your pants until you have commitment.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Doesn't work all the time. I had sex early on in the relationship with my boyfriend. We're currently in love, and very serious.

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tidbit2 0

i almost tried anal once the guy didnt even get in and i punched him in the face because of the pain

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KaintukeeBob 13

He must not have used enough lube. That said, you should consider saying, "Ow, please stop, that hurts," before punching him in the face.

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tubal069 0

Hell I want to love you too!!!

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drrumbe02 3

Anal, you atleast can say he will stick around

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