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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Telley21 - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML

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By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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He's trying to kill you!

By Mary - 21/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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By naughtytwinsisters - 25/02/2011 08:27 - Philippines

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

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phatdaddy62 23

Monday 7 March 2011 8:27

They do have chicken & steak . . .

Kefka91 15

Monday 7 March 2011 8:16

I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl

Comments

rockwubsrollXD 6

Monday 7 March 2011 8:56

Shouldn't you have known your boyfriend's favorite restraunt??

RockstarRN 10

Monday 7 March 2011 8:56

Then tell him you'll eat anywhere you want that your not allergic with his best friend.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 7 March 2011 9:07

He'll buy you however many free cheese biscuits you want!

cambanesca 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:15

I can't stand seafood either but everyone else in my family loves it! I always get the steak and baked potato and yes, the rolls!! yummy!! oh, and the chocolate chip cookie meltdown! Sooo good!

Cmliedtke 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:29

She didn't say she can't stand it... She's allergic-.-..

CeeCee_fml 16

Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:00

That's like the exact same thing I always order, lol Their biscuits and that chocolate chip cookie is the business.

snowfox_fml 10

Monday 7 March 2011 9:18

I'm allergic to seafood as well so I know how much of a bitch it can be...especially when u go out to places..FYL

MonsterInside 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:27

Well red lobster has steaks and chicken so you wont starve, and also the free cheexy garlic bread rolls. YLS still though cuz he took you to some place where your highly allergic

einir 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:41

Why is everyone calling the boyfriend a jerk for wanting to dine at his favorite restaurant every now and then? Should his girlfriend's whims control his life now? Didn't you notice the part where he's clearly making up for taking her to a seafood place by offering to pay for everything? Surely Red Lobster has more than just seafood.

allia118 11

Monday 7 March 2011 9:54

He's a jerk because he obviously knew she was allergic to seafood thus not going to be ordering the most expensive food creating the end result of him probably paying for the price of one rather than two.

einir 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:58

So he's a jerk because he doesn't have to pay for the most expensive thing on the menu? In that case I'd say the girl was a jerk for expecting to get the most expensive thing on the menu, thus taking advantage of the boyfriend's offer.

Thalymor 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:01

No, he's a jerk for taking her to a place where she's allergic to almost everything on the menu. Yes, Red Lobster has other items, but if the OP is allergic to seafood, she might not even be able to be around it. Lots of people have food allergies that don't even let them SMELL the type of food they're allergic too. Also, those other menu items are not cooked in separate kitchens and could very well be contaminated. If the OP was to tell the waitress she was allergic, they would have to clean the whole kitchen and probably only cook her meal before they could get to someone else's. The OP's boyfriend is a jerk for not considering this. It is nice that he wanted to take her out to his favourite restaurant, but he should have considered that she could have a reaction just being there.

luluq 0

Monday 7 March 2011 14:10

seriously? she can sit through a meal without eating for him. it's not like it's season tickets to his favorite football team or something. and I'm sure he knows how allergic she is and knew she could eat something there. this is just not that horrific.

einir 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:55

93 - You are assuming the boyfriend had bad intentions. Seriously? What, do you really think he intended to kill his girlfriend by having an allergy? So she tells him she can't even be near seafood and that's it, the guy made the mistake of assuming she could and he can now learn from that mistake - he can just eat his favorite food later with someone else. I think it's more obvious to assume he had good intentions, seeing as he offered beforehand to pay for her food. OP's boyfriend might have had a serious lapse of judgement, but he is most definitely not a jerk for it.