By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.

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netdemon 11

I have been told that the custom moulds are a great way to remember a guy

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RedPillSucks 31

Good Lord, how do you find these people?!

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dustyb90 4

Why would he not just give you the real thing?

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Pleonasm 35

What the shitty **** **** did I read. Glad you got out of that; MsKati.

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amykins11 6

you can buy kits online to make those... I think its a pretty rad gift... you can be with him even when you guys can't be together... except maybe better cause it vibrates and doesn't get off too soon..lol

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rosaaaa_fml 6

Did you talk to him about threesomes right before he told you he had a gift for you? Maybe this is his way of playing out your fantasy without involving another guy

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conor12 5

That made me laugh so hard lol

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mbpoland 5

Well that brings mistletoe to a whole new standard...

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