By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.

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sirpantselot 22

That was a teensy bit presumptuous though. To jump from "custom made" to "engagement ring"?

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panda_lou 11

Agreed. Not sure how she went from point A to point B. I personally would have assumed it was something engraved like for my 17th bday my parents engraved my iPod.

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panda_lou 11

Hey now you can "be with him" even when he isn't there. I wouldn't mind that gift.

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stonedfishies 10

Lol, you should've waited until you got the gift first to tell your parents about it.

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Warfy 2

"Oh, just something little this year."

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Twisted_Angel 17

tell me he painted it to look like a candy cane, and hung some holly from it! that's funny shit.

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spikekutter 9

maybe its a sign that he doesnt want your ****** anymore..

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sceneforlyfe 4

if you think about it, the ************ will be better because its his penis put to better i use!!!! lol

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SteveOsWifey 5

Just buy a cute bracelet and tell them he got you that :)

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SiriusBlack97 17

Well, don't have to tell them he got you a *****. Just tell then it was special, ipso facto

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