By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.

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Sinamoi 18

Your profile picture with that comment is going to ******* haunt my dreams.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned dick in a box?

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RedPillSucks 31

Who says he didn't put it in a box? Oh, you meant a real dick... Ew

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1dvs_bstd 41

... and your point is?

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Chanti_fml 26

Well it's very creative, you have to give him that.

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oj101 33

What a dick of a boyfreind you've got there. He should do **** himself dil it hurts in his ho'.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

20- Did you attempt to type this with your dick or something?

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raven1911 3

that's a fail bordering on epic proportions, you should leave the puns to the professionals ;/

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stoych 19

Just say it was cupcakes, then go buy some or make some! Awkwardness gone.

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Neonemerld 21

Because cupcakes are a common holiday gift.

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naya_bingi 11

They would be for me! But then again, I'm a fatass... In a relationship with a guy that decided to start baking cookies the moment I said we needed to go to the hospital cause I was in labor... :/ But hey, even the nurses appreciated his gesture ^.^

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perdix 29

If it's molded, you're gonna wanna wipe it down with Lysol real good before insertion.

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Pleonasm 35

If a penis can go into her normally without lysol, why should the mold need it? Now if you had said mouldy, different story...

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seacadet 18

He meant molded like "mold"! You know, what gets on bread after awhile.

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Pleonasm 35

Just that he used the wrong adjective, plus I must admit I always thought it was spelt mould, not mold, so that's my bad.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

69- moulded is correct in England :) mold in America, same as colour

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