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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 809

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

Don't back down, double down

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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You deserved it 257

By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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You deserved it 3 564

By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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You deserved it 5 011

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 405

By danikka1 - 11/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML

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You deserved it 10 500

Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:52

Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

xlord 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:53

Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

Comments

mikelatts 4

Monday 4 June 2012 16:43

Just **** another guy on the cruise....WIN

lilmissny599 0

Monday 4 June 2012 23:50

Screw someone else on the cruise ship and see how me feels about it>:)

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:42

People please stop using sex with a random person a good idea as revenge ... It's not and it makes you look slutty... Instead she should take the tickets and give one to her best friend and go with them that way she can enjoy life with a really good friend while talking shit about him all at his expense while on a wonderful luxurious cruise :-)

Jerica_22 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:26

Well maybe you can find someone new or just make friends

Shadowkatt 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:38

just leave him for a hunk on the cruise! he wont mind, right?

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:47

YDI for not ending it with him when he brought it up. But since you're going, take this as an opportunity to meet other people.

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:58

53 and 57 you guys missed the point as to why he is an asshole. It wasn't because he wanted to break up with her, but how he approached it. He told her he wanted to stay together until after the cruise because he only wants to save money. That's pretty inconsiderate and so makes him an asshole. If he wasn't an asshole, he would have ended the relationship immediately - aka before the cruise. Also fyi, women who end up breaking up with guys get labelled as bitch and are considered the "bad guy." So it's not just men who get labels when a relationship ends.