By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Greendaycheese 12

Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

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xlord 27

Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Go and start scouting for a new mate. Enjoy the cruise and mess around with whoever sparks your interest. Try to get separate rooms if possible. Deep down he wants you to drop so he can take someone else already waiting in the wings.

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erikshiz 5

take some sexy outfits and flirt and do your own thing while on the cruise

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HannahChex 6

Boyfriends like that are the reason I'm single. What a selfish jackass.

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summerlynn2 1

Go find another man that's from the Bahamas; one of those hot surfer guys you only find in the movies

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egypt1219 10

I wouldn't go if I were u

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henry214365 4

When he's sleeping kick him in the nuts :D

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demcatsbro 3

"when he's asleep be an immature bitch and hurt him"

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xgetxbentx 13

Tell him you can take someone other than him :)

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brandonjd25 3

So you're complaining about a FREE. No strings attached. Vacation to the BAHAMAS?! Yeah, must be rough...

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graphicstyle7 17

Please don't go even if you paid 50 - 50 or whatever the arrangement was. You have better things to do. He sounds like an insensitive jerk. Think better of yourself and move on.

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