By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
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Ameel_fml 19

It's sad how many men genuinely believe this. I've known guys in the past who truly thought women don't grow pubic hair, and that the ones who do have some sort of disorder or testosterone problem. :/ It's ok to have preferences. But you're a douchebag as soon as you tell a woman she is "unnatural" for having hair down there. And you're a double-douchebag if you want your girlfriend to groom herself, while you yourself don't.

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redbluegreen 40

To quote the great Stoya, "If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren't mature enough to be touching vaginas."

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SMHsohard 22

Sure signs that someone watches too much ****: 1. He expects DDD boobs on an anorexic thin body. 2. He expects a woman's pubes to be completely smooth and hairless. 3. He's genuinely shocked that your anus isn't bleached.

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love_me_electric 20

If he expects all that he better have a 9 inch penis, 6-pack abs, and the stamina to go for 20+ minutes. If you wanna bang a **** star, you better be one yourself.

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Ryodin 11

OP- I'm sorry that totally shaven is his preference, but that is his preference. If you want him to think you're sexy when you drop your panties that is what you need to do, regardless of his misguided logic. However, the same applies back to him. If he wants to be sexy for you, he needs to groom his junk how YOU want it. Very simply, if he keeps it how you want it, he gets more sex. These are the uncomfortable and time-consuming things that we do for our partners, and yes women get the shit end of it most of the time. But if it doesn't offend outright to be shaved bald you may consider it, assuming he'll do what you want in return.

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bookgirl_7 12

Yeah, but it clearly says that he won't because he thinks that pubic hair is acceptable for guys.

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TheBun118 8

shave your head and say "There you go I shaved."

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kewpiesuicide 29

Once again, being a lesbian pays off!

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sxyandiknowit 4

He thinks it is abnormal because te women I Playboy and **** all have themselves shaved bare. Just one more thing in the long list of "abnormal" that goes along with that industry. We def don't expect our men to look like Holister models... Pffft... Like that would happen

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lspartz 6

Well he's a jerk for telling u that. Its totally natural, just ask biology! Sorry OP:(

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Bano360 25

Don't worry #1, I know you were making a joke. A lot of FML users are sheep and thumbs down the comments that are already in the minus.

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Ins0mau 20

Look, if you want to talk about a specific post there's this thing called a 'reply' button.

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xAkonz 10

That is how you know someone watches too much ****.

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Ins0mau 20

I watch too much ****. But I prefer unshaven. Haha! I foil your plan!

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happyconverse 10

I feel like this guy doesn't respect woman the way he should. I am really sorry but you deserve somebody better.

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