Love: Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown.... - FML

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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logieebearr 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:20

ha cheap ass:)

GeoThermalSleuth 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:37

Well who doesn't like McDonalds?

poundsand44 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:20

is your bf 12? Loser...

Sttephhh 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:20

Why would he tell you it's special? Ahhh men...

MinhBe 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:25

this is bad. Feel sorry you're kinda poor but you boyfriend is kinda poor too in another way

FOAD 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:30

Someone's been to 4chan.... this was a story posted there months ago...

BlinkOnceForYes 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 7:55

Maybe he spent so much money on your dress and his tux that he didn't have enough money to feed you too.

Kellmaster36 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:52

weird...does he have mental problems? get him a CTscan

sobe23 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:41

I think the real FML should be "I have no sense of humor. FML". I think this is soo funny!!!

liveandlettlive 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:49

I completely agree with #103. This is all taken out of proportion. I would have loved that! it wouldve been hilarious. This way, it would get a convo running instead of acting annoyed or awkward about it. Haha, jokes out. Lol at asking for cutlery!!

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