Love: Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown.... - FML

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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hawaii_love 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:48

awhh thats hilarious. i could see my boyfriend doing that as a joke. i think it's cute.

Stevenopolis 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:45

Hopefully, the BF also has a post on here: "Today, I thought it would be a kick to tell my GF to get dressed up for a surprise date. I rented a tux and... took her to McDonald's. She was not amused. At least I found out we don't have the same sense of humor, but now I need to find a new one. FML." Talk about being an unappreciative cry baby. The OP just pulled a dress out of the closet while her BF went through the trouble of getting (we can assume renting) a tux to give her a great memory. Instead, she bitches and moans about it. I disagreed so much, I joined to comment.

kirakira333 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:18

I love getting dressed up and then going to some fast food restaurant! :D it's so much fun! what are you complaining about? my boyfriend doesn't like the awkward moment it creates though :( lmfao :D

Mjrs48 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:32

To your boyfriend is so cool if I were a girl I would love to go on a date like that. (jk). Your boyfriend is cheap.

sumtimeslife_sux 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:30

your boyfriend had a good sense of humour :)

lacoquinha 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:33

story of my life....... been there too...

uncletr 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:48

Did you super size?

bandofgold 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:26

While this is a little embarassing, you should be happy to have a guy with a sense of humor. I'd love to go on that date! YDI for being so shallow, you shouldn't expect a guy to jump through hoops for you.

itsmehoeee 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:38

aww that's cute in a weird way. you two can be the happy and different couple(: as long as you have fun, right? :D

leadrunner751 3

Friday 15 January 2010 7:22

be glad he has a sense of humor

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