By thatgirl - 18/06/2016 21:19 - Canada - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
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chris_mates 18

High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!

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I_Like_Boobs 14

sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react

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blastingcap50 3

Well making jokes will definitely help you cope with murdering another human

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kingdomgirl94 29

I must have missed the murder scene. Although, OP did mention that there was a group of cells that could be even smaller than a peanut that they had removed... Kind of like a mole. Just because it's made of cells and grows, doesn't mean it's a person. Most abortions happen well before there's any kind of thought or consciousness happening in the embryo.

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deadpony 5

good joke you have a funnie boyfriend

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InfiniteSunshine 32

If someone needs one of my organs to survive, and I refuse to give my consent for them to use my body to sustain their life, is that murder? It isn't, is it? Well then this isn't murder either. Everyone has bodily autonomy, and the way this works is no one can force you into giving your body and its parts to help someone else. The fetus relies on the woman, it is her body that's being used and affected. So she's the one who gets the say on whether or not she gives consent to having is used, even with a fetus growing inside her. If she withdraws this consent, then she has every right to stop the fetus from using HER BODY to sustain itself, and that is not murder.

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seichan 7

So are you saying being mature is being serious all the time? FYI, being mature means not telling everyone that joke you really really want to say because someone told you to keep it a secret.

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seichan 7

My comment above is for #4 by the way

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RapperAdapter84 3

When I was 16 I took a girlfriend to get an abortion. My best friend drove us there, while she was getting the procedure done my friend and I were in the waiting room talking about how we were worried about her. This lady sitting next to me said "don't worry she'll be fine I get this done all the time." oook lol

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C8H18 33

WOW! That's what we call a slow learner.

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KayDee29 31

I'm so glad he made that joke. That is hilarious. All jokes aside though, my thoughts are with you guys right now. Even if it was a planned abortion and wanted by both parties, it's never easy. You guys definitely made the right choice, no matter what anyone says.

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will968 15

His sense of humour shows he can adapt well to a difficult situation, so it's a good thing in ways...

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SassyGirl00013 2

That joke makes me think he would have been a good dad lol

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