Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both...

By thatgirl - 18/06/2016 21:19 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML

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By father-in-nope - 21/07/2015 15:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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chris_mates 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:23

High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!

I_Like_Boobs 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:37

sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react

Comments

mwek3 11

Tuesday 21 June 2016 5:21

Aaaand que the judgemental comments.... seriously tho, OP, glad u had some support thru such a tough decision.

terri_fran90 18

Tuesday 21 June 2016 7:02

I feel your pain ... but let him joke.. he'll never understand what it took and did to you, so joking and trying to make light of the situation is the best he can do.

qwert1928 3

Tuesday 21 June 2016 8:23

Honestly, you should have kept it. That would've made a fantastic dad joke...

navibeast408 3

Tuesday 21 June 2016 19:29

I bet the baby would have had his great sense of humor.

snowmanIam 8

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:22

abortions are for low life's

lovelybones84 1

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:00

My baby is the result of the pullout method. I don't think I would have laughed at the joke either.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Wednesday 22 June 2016 2:00

Good joke but I agree it's not one you'd want him telling everyone- then again, if you really felt that if it wasn't anyone's business that you had an abortion and didn't want people to know about that or hear the joke, then why did you put it on the internet? You just told thousands more people than he would have and being anonymous doesn't really change the fact that you gave information that you intended to keep to yourself.

SiraSiemens 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 13:52

why... i don't even.... isn't that a funny joke? is it insensitve, offensive or something?

Brandon9812 2

Thursday 23 June 2016 16:17

Nice to see that abortion is still treated like it's no big deal. Further down the worm hole of desensitization, dejection, and depravity. What will become of morality and ethics?