Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both...

By thatgirl - 18/06/2016 21:19 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML

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By father-in-nope - 21/07/2015 15:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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chris_mates 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:23

High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!

I_Like_Boobs 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 12:37

sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react

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HereNReady 13

Monday 20 June 2016 7:58

He's probably twice as mad now that you got to tell it to thousands of people and he didn't

Ise_fml 6

Monday 20 June 2016 13:49

Oh come on, OP. It seemed like an innocent joke. Unless he said it cruelly, I can't imagine he did it to hurt you. He probably wanted to see you smile :) Look on the bright side of things.

Thelonelydino 14

Monday 20 June 2016 15:45

Or you could have just sucked it up and not had an abortion and dealt with the situation that was made by you and your boyfriend. Your punishing someone else's life because you decided to open your legs.... what a shame.

hacksaw246 24

Monday 20 June 2016 18:27

Why did they have to get rid of the "you deserved it" button? This is definitely not a "this could've happened to me" moment.

MarkGaus 12

Monday 20 June 2016 18:49

Abortion is murder where is the ydi button?

DobbyGotPwnt 8

Monday 20 June 2016 18:57

Murderer.

skottyp 6

Monday 20 June 2016 22:03

you should have replied with "Don't kid yourself!"

randomusername00 5

Monday 20 June 2016 22:43

Well now he doesn't have to tell anyone the joke since you told the world here :)

TWayne95 13

Monday 20 June 2016 22:57

You won't let him tell anyone the joke but you get to post it on here and tell thousands. That's not very fair

InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:38

This is anonymous, the real world isn't. Him telling jokes to other people and their friends has no anonymity and could come with intense criticism and ruined relationships.