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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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melonrind 8

Friday 14 September 2012 19:00

Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

Klefhomacked 11

Friday 14 September 2012 19:06

Water waster.

Comments

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 17 September 2012 2:40

There was an FML about this sort of thing a few months ago, except it was from a boyfriend saying he wanted to spice it up but walked in on his girlfriend taking a dump... makes you wonder...

Ridney 1

Monday 17 September 2012 2:48

It sucks that he walked in on you but you kind of had it coming because you didn't lock the door...

infek7ious 0

Monday 17 September 2012 11:48

For some reason, I can never wrap my mind around the fact that girls poop. They're just too... Delicate and sweet for such a violent act.

Googolman 29

Friday 21 September 2012 6:58

Oh, please. Quit being such a child. Everyone defecates. End of story. Also, sweet and delicate pretty much evolves into sensitive, vulnerable, and weak, which can be considered sexist.

chippa 24

Monday 5 November 2012 21:18

Yeah, you can **** off, sir. I hope you enjoy dying alone.

loohoozuuhuur 13

Monday 17 September 2012 14:40

What??? Women dò take dumps? /faint

bubo_fml 10

Monday 17 September 2012 20:37

"Now that we got that out of the way, Honey, Wha-da-ya say we share the load?"

mariab01 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:35

lmfao

TheBrownBaller 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 21:01

Tell him to give you a blumpken next time !XD. LOL

Googolman 29

Friday 21 September 2012 6:50

Everone telling for OP to lock the door, OP was worrying her boyfriend would HEAR her, and was using the shower to drown out the noise. Locking the door would have not made a difference.

TheBrownBaller 2

Friday 21 September 2012 22:57

Did you not read the FML right? It's FML because he walked in on her dumbfuck.

Fenyryn 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 19:47

Yes, it would have made a difference. He would think she was taking a shower with the door locked if he tried to open it. genius.jpg

Googolman 29

Thursday 4 October 2012 4:27

It matters not whether the door was locked or not, OP's boyfriend would have heard anyway. Locking a door does not turn it into a soundproof barrier. Even if the door was locked, her boyfriend could still hear everything.

ShananaginsLOL 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 1:07

ALWAYS lock the door!!!!!!

lalaney 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 0:32

I find it odd that you appear to have been in a relationship for a while (there's a need to "spice things up") but bodily functions are still an embarrassing issue? He knows you poop, right?