Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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melonrind 8

Friday 14 September 2012 19:00

Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

Klefhomacked 11

Friday 14 September 2012 19:06

Water waster.

Comments

rainbowteehee 6

Friday 14 September 2012 23:55

U were scared me might hear u taking a dump??? Um what about him? Does he take dumps too?!?

sharksfan48 13

Saturday 15 September 2012 0:01

Out of curiosity, why would you care about your boyfriend hearing you shit? I'm pretty sure it's natural to take *****...

Meow_Bitches 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 0:41

1) WATER WASTER 2) Yea not like your boyfriend knew taking dumps is something all humans generally do -_- 3) lock the door and if it doesnt have a lock... Install a lock... Simple....

klorehore 24

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:08

socially awkward penguin; turns shower on when pooping to conceal the sound, doesn't lock the door.

jwbfml 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:22

Wouldn't be an issue if you were a wafflestomper.

tomiller64 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:25

Atleast he didn't think it was sexy it could always be worse OP.

LadyGore 12

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:51

He's your boyfriend...... You have bowel movements too.... Get over it.

girlofbaseball 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:00

Does ur bathroom door have a lock?

supportcommand 17

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:12

Look at the bright side OP. Now he knows that your good to go for some anal. So hop in the shower with him and take one in the dumper.

cooterpie 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:42

I was like that with my husband, even for a while after we got married. Then one day he mentioned he's never noticed me use the bathroom, or even fart and wanted me to. So, I farted in front of him. Ever since then I don't give a rats ass. Once he opened that door, it's not getting closed. He's even requested it 'goes back to the way it was before'. Nope, don't think so buddy.