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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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Corry_fml 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:13

are there really people in this world that are that ******* stupid..???

AwesomeSause0 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:15

-_- idiot

ChelseaRaeS 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:22

Haha what a dumbass

Capt_Oblivious 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:28

This is a perfect example of why he should become a politician, he is right on their level of intelligence.

rawrr61 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:28

dumbass of the year?

Kendall315 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:32

You shouldn't break up with him for cheating... you should break up with him for being retarded.

kitkatt978 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:33

idk what's more sad. the fact that hes an idiot or that he cheated on you

FSUGurl4 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:33

Facepalm…

ryankon518 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:33

you can't fix stupid. maybe you should get an abortion, your baby might turn out as dumb as him

wafflemen 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:43

(1) your boyfriends an ass (2) break up with him (3) pick someone trustworthy and not retarded

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