Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

Comments

bloddyhell 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:52

Well its too late now, the damage is done, he has multiplied. We can only hope that your unborn kid doesn't inherit these alarming levels of stupidity.

ddddj1 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:55

he will make a wonderful husband one day :)....... NOT

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:59

where do people find such idiots? this one reminds me of 2 other fmls #1- the gal tried to tell her bf he was the father of her baby(6months preg) & they hadn't been together for 8 months & the bf who was "being extra careful" by taking her birth control too....yes op FYL, & dump the dumb ass bf of yours, obviously he's not smart or faithful enough to be your baby's daddy...tell him a ghost or angel got you pregnant so he's not the father....if he believes you, well then; it's definitely time to lose his cheating dumb lame ass.