Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset,...

By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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Egg mode activated

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 267

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 114

vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

Comments

chilipeppersrok 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:00

you forgot the whip and kinky makeup

xxcheeseizlifexx 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:25

haha wow at least say whose there before you answer the door wow

crocko101 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:06

WOW he likes it kinky???? or do you like it kinky? either way funny as shit

Asdas_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:57

If you're old enough to dress up like that and have your boyfriend come over, you're old enough to move out.

kfroz0415 4

Friday 29 May 2009 23:19

#30 I'm 23 and would do that and I am in no way insecure or lack "self love" if anything it shows shes a confident girl. #27 HAHAHAHAHAHA to OP I do have to agree if you are still living at home maybe you should put the "dress up" times on hold so you don't have to worry about your parents walking in...

lizlaz 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:52

Yeah, you sound too young to be doing these things, if you're getting grounded for it. YDI for being stupid about this, and not waiting longer than a few minutes to make sure your dad had gone. Perhaps wait untill you've moved out next time.