Love: Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also...

By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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liindsey 25

Monday 17 August 2009 12:07

On the bright side, it means you're attractive enough for someone else at the very least.

untoldfame 3

Monday 17 August 2009 12:16

At least you can go out with the boss now. He has a boat! BOATS AND HOES!

Comments

gblossom94 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:31

I am SOO sorry! that really sucks!

hardskrew 1

Monday 17 August 2009 15:39

The boss probably had cameras set up on the boat. You might be an internet star! FYL, indeed!

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:50

YDI for dating that asshole

mcpar 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:54

ydi for not realizing ur a trophy. wake up you dumb bimbo. and make me a sammich

chowyuk 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:03

wow fyl for no longer being someones tool, I think your better off but seems you have self esteem issues if you think your live is ****** because of this

leeenerz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:27

no shes obviously saying that was a ****** up thing that happened, shes not saying her life is ****** because its OVER. roar

leeenerz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:29

edit..that was a reply to 33 it wont let me change it

purpurp 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:32

Well, at least you have proof that your hot.

redblueviolet 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:41

At least you know the truth now. It's better than living a lie and thinking your boyfriend likes or loves you when you were just being used. Sucks though, knowing that you DID live a lie for some time...

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 18:16

#27, letyoudie, Give the lady a break! She was in love with a guy and it was HE who sold her to the boss! He's the sleazy pimp. You shouldn't call a beautiful woman in need a sympathy a slutty *****. You should call her an opportunity!