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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 12:07

On the bright side, it means you're attractive enough for someone else at the very least.

untoldfame 3

Monday 17 August 2009 12:16

At least you can go out with the boss now. He has a boat! BOATS AND HOES!

Comments

Dopehead666 21

Monday 17 August 2009 19:44

Get your ex's boss number.

Forever2204 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:34

haha thats pretty funny but seriously, FYL

giganticbrain 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:38

...a creepy crush? Sounds like a pretty normal one to me. You deserve it for being an illiterate fat ****.

monster_tamer 11

Monday 17 August 2009 20:52

Wow. o.o; That's creepy- and wrong. Hope you find someone else who actually likes you for you- not for some guy with a crush who gives them bonuses.

jugglernaut 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:11

that kind of crush sounds NORMAL to you?? people like you don't deserve to get laid. they seldom do anyway. YDI for projecting yourself onto the OP. tisk tisk.

callargh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:31

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people? She absolutely should NOT date the boss! Someone who bribes a guy to date someone just so he has jacking fodder =/= boyfriend material.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 17 August 2009 21:37

Exactly. Marry him, hang out for a while, then divorce him and keep half his stuff.

ladiidaa 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:48

Yes. Lets add more, "My ex wife is a gold digging ho" fmls to this site. =.=

MarkO_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:05

Marry him and keep half his stuff? You're an idiot. I hope you're not some **** who has this as her retirement plan because that's not how it works. You can't just marry some rich guy and divorce him the next day for half his money. Marriage laws state you're only entitled to (maybe) half of the assets the marriage produces. You're entitled to nothing he had before marrying him.