By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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88sforlife 0

Thiz Iz Simply Epic

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csigabajnok 0

after watching the movie "Teeth" yesterday, this FML just added to the horror i've been carrying since then :P

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lucy_looo 0

Omg! That's hilarious, haha what an epic boyfriend! ;D

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oliviap97 3

haha I'm sorry u need to let him have a cat scan

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

The funniest thing about this? Imagining that already-absurd statement being delivered with an Australian accent.

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gravygecko 2

My girlfriend used to do that herself. It used to crack me up when she would make it say, "FEED ME!" It must suck to date someone with no sense of humor.

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