By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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paintingflower14 0

Thats Hilarius, i would have slapped my man, but he likes that kinky shitt! i still would had ****** him!

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howsitgoin94 0

Just asking, did you continue to **** him, or did you just stop and be a bitch?

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Sw33t_Candiee 0

That. Is. *******. Hilarious XD

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skipper211 0

hahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my god I gotta try that one lol hahahahahahahahah

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johnfuknstamos 0

well that's just ******* awesome, you can't be mad at that

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_hotsince98_ 0

See this is what happends when Nerds get laid

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EpicFishFingers 0

I can see why it might have killed the mood... What happened next?

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blueheron93 0

Oh my god that's hilarious! I am literally in tears!

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Zqym 0

That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while

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