By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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guiltyspark424 0

I think i'd do that to my girl..... ;)

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joemk2012 0

Hahahaha it's funny because women can't conquer anything!

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unregisteredlove 0

Holy f&cking sh!t! That's funny!!! They should have a very pervertive comedy show that has him on it! He'd probably tell that story.

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Destiwana 0

why does it matter? it's just conversation. you really fail at flaming

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broncos98 0

can i do that lol nahh jokes anyone looking for a good time??

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