By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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snagglepaste 0

only our own though otherwise that's gay!

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Basballplaya16 4

all I can say is wow. that's funny though.

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penizulaface 0

... mine are so small i cant even move them :/ MY ****** IS TOO FLAT.

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FreddyMustDie 0

Thanks for sharing. Anyway, alot of girls envy that

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FreddyMustDie 0

Thanks for sharing. Anyway, alot of girls envy that

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FMyLifeCereal 0

I'll be the judge of that.

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luvtruckguy 0

that's hard to find.. A lot of guys would love that.

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penizulaface 0

sorry if it is too much information. i dont care if guys like it, i dont want a FREAK ******.

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rockhound 0

trust me peninzula, that's a good thing. a freak vag is one that can be grabbed to simulate a talking motion. you're fine.

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Talented1_fml 0

hey 91, The Dr says you need a good pounding from the great penis. if it doesn't fix your problem the first time.... reapply until it does

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imagineapc 11

Um, you're stupid. No two vaginas are alike, just like no two penises are alike, just like EVERYONE has a different preference in what they like or dislike about sex. Watch the movie "Kinsey" with Liam Neeson, and stop bitching.

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griddy24 18

Huge variety of vulvas, obviously, but people will always find some stupid random think to try and shame you with. ie teenagers who have 0-1 vaginas before. We’re insanely hard on women’s bodies.

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semodrunk 0

he was prolly tryin 2 pull a slick 1 2 get outta eating ur vag... but yeah he coulda done a better job

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keekah 0

This is not an FML. Get a sense of humor.

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