Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my...

By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Turn of phrase

By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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knockoutmouse 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 16:11

Sounds more like F his life

malheartsnutmeg 20

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:00

OP's face probably looked like 5's picture.

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frostofthecwsw 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 17:35

well, it's probably a fair trade if he got you pregnant. During the labor pains you can look back on that moment and think "I should have kicked harder"

maxtheman 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:31

why is everyone feeling bad for the BF? it wasen't him that got kicked. It was his future child that just got one-upped

FredoSNR 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:44

How is this even FML? It should be F his Life, he was kindly going down on his girlfriend and got kicked in the balls for it. Thats equal to you giving him a ******* and him punching you in the face to thank you. WTF is wrong with people? You kicked some poor guy in the balls and we should feel bad for you? Ridiculous.

theycallmeMimi 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:51

Wait... Who kicks at that angle...?

wweasel 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:13

"my leg flew out. . ." I'm imagining your leg popping off and flying around the room, then kicking him in the balls

Heyballard 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:16

Ummm how is this even physically possible? Unless you guys have some weird sex position that nobody knows about, lol.

Yodimon 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:48

Well, at least it was good. The sort of thing you'll laugh about once the horrible pain is over. By the way, in reply to a bunch of comments, if you're going down on someone, kicking them in the nuts seems like a perfectly doable thing. Also, 140, It's an FML because she accidentally hurt someone she cared about. Pretty FMLish to me.