Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing...

By heartbroken - 23/01/2013 13:57 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU, I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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Good sport

By whatthef - 02/11/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

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TotallyAradical 14

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:48

End it with her for him.

sens3sfailing 24

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:50

so hes...s-ex-ting?!

Comments

kiissesssss 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:10

Throw his phone in the shower! Haha

DidUrMom_Twice 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:17

Id just call me up and ill treat u beta

mtlfenix 7

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:24

That's what happens when you're a grammar nazi when he sexts you .. At least his ex giggles and plays along when he tells her: "I won't to fundle you're teets" ... FYL OP

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:32

Send her a picture of you and tell her your bf doesn't need her because he's got so much better.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:39

He doesn't deserve you! You don't need that bum in your life.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:46

normally once a cheater always a cheater dump him op and find someone that deserves everything you have to offer and that's going to be faithful to you.

summer143joshua 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:46

I Would Say It's Time To Say Bye. No Girl Deserves To Be Treated That Way. Sorry...

Jakespeed207 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 2:01

Oh, i wouldn't agree with that statement...

PokemonLove993 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:59

if I was you I'd change the name to mom and his mothers to his exs name and delete all the history of the convos. if he asks what happens play it off like you don't know what he's talking about. then dump him.