Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting...

By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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To the end

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Turn off

By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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qr_fml 21

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:32

Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:26

I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

Comments

Jordan_markel 10

Thursday 20 February 2014 21:31

That sounds like something my cousin and brother would say

Nederlander95 14

Sunday 11 May 2014 23:30

Even if he DOES value cartoons over some action (wtf???), why couldn't he enjoy the bj WHILE watching?

TonyDobiii 5

Saturday 9 August 2014 18:52

Anime 1 you 0

slagathor1 5

Friday 22 August 2014 5:06

girlfriends come and go. DBZ is forever.

Tatebuscus1 8

Thursday 4 September 2014 7:28

Always wait for anime but you could do both at the same time

Mrman1998 7

Wednesday 10 September 2014 5:46

that show is awesome, but not worth delaying sex

KittyCatVargas 9

Friday 5 December 2014 3:09

I'm glad he has his priorities Straight...he's a keeper!

PNiggZ 19

Friday 20 February 2015 3:47

Dragon balls > blue balls Any day

JoelVara 6

Sunday 8 March 2015 20:29

I would of let her give me a ******* while watching dragonball Z?

laurenahov 6

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:08

sounds like something mine would do...

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