Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3...

By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 23:49 - United States - Eudora

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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causticgirl 6

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

This is true.

flagg1888 3

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

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ryanisa 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:25

I can help you :)

cubancgar 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:25

I'll lay ya

ryanisa 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:27

Someone send me a inbox message. This lock is annoying

liabear 4

Friday 18 November 2011 5:28

Story of my life..*sigh*..and no, joining doesnt work lol >_

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Friday 18 November 2011 5:31

Waaaay longer than a month or two.

MoNercy 10

Friday 18 November 2011 5:32

Three months at least, if he does it right.

komptonassterry 1

Friday 18 November 2011 5:33

if worse comes to worse, and youre good looking, hit me up, i'll give you the attention you desire. ;)

nkerr86 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:34

Hahahaha, she needs a new boyfriend. One who puts out... An odd request. Along with better taste in games!

RinaVampire31 18

Friday 18 November 2011 5:36

Just join him or get your personal choice of games too.

DMStarsky 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:39

I can solve your problem

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Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML

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Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML

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