By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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killer092 7

tell him to sort himself out otherwise you'll dump his ass!

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blink_kid 32

My boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was coming to visit my city with some friends. I thought this was the opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me the best places to get drunk. Our boyfriends suck, but at least mine doesn't have dandruff.

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mrsmaglietta 6

eww enjoy your bladder infection

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ya_momma 4

Wow, how are you worthless? He's the one that doesnt shower. You should have dumped him a long time ago

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Teendreamer22 4

Why would you even date someone like that?

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