Health: Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible...

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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BobbingForOlives 2

Wednesday 10 November 2010 8:58

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

NotYourOrdinary7 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 9:00

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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mrjmaster1234 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:05

YDI..... time to get a new BF much?!?!

niknik2014 1

Friday 12 November 2010 7:37

ewwwww nasty

niknik2014 1

Friday 12 November 2010 7:37

ewwwww nasty

hahhahaha 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:24

how can you stand being around someone who doesn't shower?

LaFHlax 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:11

a week?! tell him to shower!

danii91 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:18

dump the stank ass bum!

meethead 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:17

why would you be with a guy that doesn't shower,stinks and has horrible dandruff...you should be happy not to go out with him

taabird 2

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:52

ewww you and your man are dirrrty

xx_dRaMAQuEen_xx 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:54

why would you date him?!?!

skatingzooyork 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:23

you picked him!

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