By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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ashypinggg 0

awwh, fxck that. :( *hugs* It's no-ones fault really though. He didn't know you were going to do that, and you didn't know he was going to break up with you. Hmm still shit for you though. He'll probably feel like a bast*rd when he gets it!

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xyourexistencex 0

you don't deserve that grimy man

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stevenmx86 7

Well I'm sure he'll still enjoy them..

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dirty_harry_007 14

Wow... that really really sucks. Sounds like he's made the biggest mistake of his life breaking it off with you though, because you seem like a super nice and caring girlfriend.... you can obviously do better! :)

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EmperorHilo 11

That really does suck. I hope they find someone better.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe seeing them will bring him back...let's hope so

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