Love: Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months... - FML

By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:35

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:35

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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CzarLaval 9

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:18

Lol never send nudes of yourself like that, get ready to see yourself on a good bunch of **** sites

XDJEnderman 14

Saturday 4 July 2015 21:13

when he sees the videos he might change his mind

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 12 August 2017 4:50

Oh, geez, I'm so sorry. Did you tell him you sent him a care package when he broke up with you? Maybe you can find a way to intercept the package.

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