By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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ClaireB9 tells us more.

ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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he did it cause he was getting some desert pussy which at the time is amazing but never makes it back home

ManganeseDream 0

Say you were kidnapped by terrorists and formally report an IED.

jstasilentscream 3

i don't get it, i mean sure it sucks that he left you, but why'd you feel bad about the videos,cookies and THE LETTER (about which apparently people around here seem to forget) ?! or maybe you don't feel bad about those, but we all got it wrong cause we're a bunch of maniac perverts... However, if you don't trust him about the videos, then it's kinda awkward you'd feel bad about recording yourself naked for someone you don't trust fully as a person, and not necessary as a lover...

I can't tell you how sorry and surprised I am. I'm a National Guardsman. I know that it's usually not the soldier who leaves the girl, it's the other way around. He might just be going through a tough time and doesn't know how to react. Then again, that is a possible sign of suicide and the Army's been trying to stem the tide of suicide deaths over the last few months. Maybe you should get ahold of his CO and have someone talk to him? I hope this all works out for you. Good luck.

waterpoloweasel 0

if the videos were hot enough he might want to go back to you. then even if you want to tell him to go to hell at least you will know youre sexy enough to manipulate guys. you could probably get me to spend money on you

shell22 0
zebra1121 0

truth be told that video will be watched by everyone in the barracks , i should know i just got passed a video from my buddy