Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give...

By anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:15 - Czech Republic

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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TheEpicKitten 20

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:10

Report the guy. That's assault

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:13

Your boyfriend certainly felt the spark in your relationship.

Comments

random_man1999 11

Thursday 12 November 2015 2:11

Time to sue the security guard and his place of work!

anaheimangels40 11

Thursday 12 November 2015 3:21

I Would Sue Him And The Security Company For Assault.

Etweens96 25

Thursday 12 November 2015 4:32

That's completely screwed up!! I hope the man was reported! I think it was just romantic what your boyfriend was doing and that guy had no right to assault him!!

JohnnyWake0 13

Thursday 12 November 2015 5:28

I bet your boyfriend is black ain't he?

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 12 November 2015 5:57

Leave room for Jesus

rgetting 24

Thursday 12 November 2015 22:14

What's the rest of the story. If you think cops are bastards you're attitudes and actions played a part in this happening. Officers don't taze people just for fun.