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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
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perdix 29

Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."

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rickusa 1

Hey guess what ? u can go to my house and use the front door.... lol I'm just saying !!

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Elenachka 0

if he was cheating, why would he have told her about it? and why would she write "MY footprints"? nothing in the context makes it sound like cheating. and I just assumed the user name was what shed say to the mom when asked about it

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fml22221 0

well u sneaked in so it's ur own fault

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uluvmyexistence 0

Wow his mom is a jerk. She doesnt know why you snuck in even though her guess was prob right. Haha. My advice is keep sneaking in if you want to be together and you will keep getting better at it. Good luck!

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yeahiknow0 0

This is more of an "f ur bf's life"

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