By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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freshberries22 17

Well are you deprived of emotion and expression because if so then I think your boyfriend and his friend have the right idea and are on the cusp of an intervention.

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poemqueen 15

Just because the actress that portrayed Bella doesn't show emotion, doesn't mean in the book she is portrayed that way.

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jem970 19

Seriously. The books are very entertaining, the movies less so.

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Icestorm875 9

So. . . Is this strictly what Stephenie Meyer wrote, or is it based on a Jacob x Edward romance fanfiction?

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taka805 10

I would say it's ok depending on their age but...... Naaaa that's just not cool at any age...

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DocBastard 38

Stab him in the heart with a stake and shoot his friend with a silver bullet. Not because they're a vampire and a werewolf, but because they're idiots.

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SPRKY 6

I second that idea! Before you know it, he'll be stalking you and watching you sleep. Even worst, he'll be whispering those cheesy lines into your ear. Got glitter? Ew.

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laya_fml 26

Remind your boyfriend that Bella has a thing for Jacob, and say if he wants to act like he's in the movie, you will too. See if he still wants to invite his topless friend over after that.

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jogihoppa8343 23

oh you gotta to be kiddin her. why on earth a guy would want his girlfriend to go around with some other shirtless guy. he would definitely suck even the last drop of blood out of her.

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ICastillo 24

So does that make you the emotionless, always same constipated look on your face girl??

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Silent_Thrill 17

Am I the only one hoping the the shirtless friend is 400lbs?

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perdix 29

Maybe you ought to act like a tree and leaf. Or act like a baby and head on out. Or act like a preacher and get the hell out of there. Must I go on?

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perdix 29

Make like a banana and split. Make like horseshit and hit the trail. Make like a bread truck and haul buns outta here. OK?

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kriz_allizwell 6

Make like a sweatshirt and zip.

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