By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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Smartdumbblonde 27

Twilight already is a shitty romantic movie, so I guess that make you bella

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EsOSiQueEs 14

Hey OP, they could be recreating Romeo and Juliet. Which would you prefer? :P

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starcrossddream 14

You did not just compare Romeo and Juliet to Twilight... What is the world coming to?

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DKjazz 20

He was talking about the main characters dying tragically. As in "OP, it's better than dying tragically, right?".

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Ins0mau 20

That's debatable, 98.

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Pyapi 20

He's obviously making fun of the movie. Join in the fun! If he is doing that to annoy you, he'll stop once he sees you seem to enjoy it. If he's doing that just because, eventually he'll get tired of it as well :P

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lendary 7

So his friend is going to fall in love with your infant daughter. Great.

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hopeful_aussie 7

I'd let it slide if the shirtless one looks hot ;)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Of course, another reason to bash Twilight. There are millions of people, of all ages, who like the series, so deal with it. As for OP and her "issue," I'm wondering why her boyfriend and his friend are acting like that in the first place. Surely they didn't read the book or watch the movies, at least not willingly, so obviously they're stupidly making fun of it. But even more confusing is why a fan girl would find this annoying...unless OP isn't a fan girl, but still. I don't care why they're doing it, I'm just tired of people dissing Twilight. I'd take it over Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings any day, hands down, no competition.

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DocBastard 38

If by "take it" you mean "take it out back and shoot it", then I'd agree with you. Unlike the other haters, I've actually read them. I even watched the first movie because I wanted to see if the hype was deserved. And you know what? It was terrible. ALL of it. So I have an actual reason to hate it - because it ******* sucks. Don't you dare compare this drivel to Tolkien's works. Don't you dare.

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Abantiquo 7

I signed up purely to endorse Doc's comment.

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akiahara 14

I have also read the books and seen the movies. I expected the worst thing ever when I read them, so I was able to enjoy it for what it was: a terrible, imbalanced, slightly psychotic and abusive teen obsession story that has no business being so popular. It cannot possibly compare to the coming of age story that is Harry Potter (and those films are infinitely better than Twilight in both effects and acting), or the imaginative masterpiece that is Lord of the Rings. Tolkien created a language... A LANGUAGE. One you can actually speak! Stephenie Meyer created touchy, sparkly, guilt ridden vampires (Anne Rice did vampire angst better) who participate in über dysfunctional relationships and run around without clothes for no reason that will be forgotten in a decade. Cannot compare to Tolkien in any way, shape, or form. /rant. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Trinity1836 11

i rather watch/ read Dr. Seuss than twilight without a doubt. And please leave LOTR out of this. LOTR teaches you more than how to be a submissive teen.

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Mookiisfabulous 15

Why did I burst into laughter reading this!!! That's too funny... The image is stuck in my head how it went down. Sorry op, hope they stop sometime soon or get bored with it.

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Salvatore_Girl 6

Lol, that's funny cuz your username is Bella

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User57777 13

This is one story NOT better than Twilight.

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