By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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soph_volleyball 11

I love twilight.. So **** off all those haters

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Silent_Thrill 17

Look, I may be a man ***** and all but there are too many people who hate Twilight. I don't want to **** all of them off!

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Silent_Thrill 17

Would make for an amazing spoof. Though I think it would resemble the real thing too much.

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Maniac904 5

I'm doing my best to keep from dying over here lmao

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KaiCer0 8

Choose his shirtless friend. I'm sure then he'll stop

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vladimirjames 5

Well in this situation there's only one thing to do. Act like an emotionless teenage girl with the same expression that flips her hair every five seconds c:

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ravenevercross 19

Time for a new boyfriend. If you don't like twilight, available.

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AlexisReneeee 3

I would be okay with it if they're both attractive.

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Cherryheart 22

When I try to imagine the scene I always end up laughing, that just made my day :D

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JefftheRipper 9

So your boyfriend's friend is actually your boyfriends's boyfriend. Does that mean you are your boyfriends's friend?

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