By cuntocracy - 21/01/2014 22:27 - Australia

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
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jnanderson 16

I guess that's what they call black humor.

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whothewhat 4

That's how you get taken away with a crazy ass idea like that good one 57

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awilliams44 9

sounds like me and my little brother. he gets away with being so rude to me.

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Never_Land 10

Are we just not going to talk about that tittle NAND though? "cuntocracy" haha good one Op

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FML_Elle 17

Younger siblings seem to get away with more, even if there's not a really big age gap :/

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chosha_fml 26

Nice parenting skills. Will they still be laughing it off when he gets expelled from school for showing that trick to someone else?

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Pixonator 1

let me guess he said bam you have a black eye.....

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stfudonnie 10

tell him you know the best disappearing trick...when he says he wants to see...kick him in the balls swiftly...and say see, they disappeared!

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skyeyez9 24

He has such disrespect towards females now, that he thinks nothing about abusing them, imagine him in another 5-10 years.

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dachayke 16

Just because he hit his sibling, who just happened to be a girl does not mean he disrespects all females. And besides, if men and women are equal, there's no difference between hitting a guy and hitting a girl.

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aire101 16

In that same logic I suppose it's the same to hit a cripple? They all had it coming, right? Bottom line is this- as human beings, yes we are equal. Our rights and responsibilities should be equal. Women should not hit men anymore that men should hit women. But typically men are physically superior to women in terms of strength. The brother may or may not yet be bigger than his sister, but he needs to be taught now that you don't hit women bc they can't take punches like guys can. I've seen guys do stupid stuff like this to their friends and just roll with it, but not many girls take being manhandled well.

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