Miscellaneous: Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me....

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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Wrecked

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:00 - Albania

Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Baby you can drive my car

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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queenariii 22

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:06

I hope you plan to "borrow" his upcoming paychecks.

PulpFact 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:11

If I were in this situation I'd be down a car AND a deadbeat brother.

Comments

ThePaperDragon 31

Sunday 29 May 2016 14:55

Reading things like this makes me appreciate being an only child.

trucker2 33

Sunday 29 May 2016 15:08

Well I'm sure you can beat The shit out of him before you call for your cars rescue

LPac5295 27

Sunday 29 May 2016 15:39

Well hey now you should get to "borrow" any money of his to pay for it. Yes it's good he's okay but it's his fault and he didn't ask so now he should own up to it.

nicole1765 14

Sunday 29 May 2016 17:37

Everyone saying at least your brother is ok. Im glad hes ok but lets be honest. If yall were in OP's shoes, yall would angry too.

M3DO 24

Sunday 29 May 2016 18:09

Funny how people care more about objects than human lifes these days.

Lily_Rain77 25

Sunday 29 May 2016 20:41

OP didn't say that. The brother is fine, so that's a non issue, but his bad behavior cost OP an expensive item. An item that could get OP to and from work and the grocery store. Cars are kind of a big deal.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Sunday 29 May 2016 18:12

If this was me my brother would be dead

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 29 May 2016 18:42

and he got a hold of your keys how? ydi

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 29 May 2016 19:27

Do you usually put your personal belongings in a safe in your own home every night? Most people leave their keys in a purse or something.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 29 May 2016 21:07

Let me put it into words that even you should be able to understand, 21. Is it yours? Do you have explicit permission to take it? If no, then Leave. It. The ****. Alone. The brother is a piece of shit and should be held in full accountability for his dumbassery.